This Is My Life

Ask me anything   I'm Stephani. This blog has taken on a life of its own. I love hockey, baseball, and football. fandom fitness and and random.

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— 2 days ago with 81810 notes

Boy:Babe come over
Girl:I can't hockey is on
Boy:I'm horny
Girl:Did I fucking stutter?
— 3 days ago with 2717 notes

tjbrodie7:

all the guys i like are out of my league or in the national hockey league

(Source: mikaelbacklund, via h0ts-4-h0ckey-players)

— 3 days ago with 3464 notes

typaulseguin:

HOCKEY GIVEAWAY!

Hello! So as I’ve been mentioning these past couple of days, I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway. I have plenty on Jersey’s, team sweaters and even a couple of hats, but I either wear them all the time, or they’re just too old to giveaway to anyone. So I decided that instead of entering for a item that you wouldn’t really want, why not enter for the chance to win whichever item you’d like? As long as your shirt/hat/whatever is located on shop.nhl.com, it can be bought for you.
RULES & DETAILS:
The winner of this giveaway will get the chance to get a Shirsey (1) of their choice, and a Plush toy (1) of their choice.
If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the item to you.
You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging.
You can enter as many times as you’d like.
I will be picking the winner August 5th, after 10:00 PM EDT. If the winner doesn’t want to be published, then I will let everyone know that I have messaged the winner.
You must be following me to win, because I love meeting new people. Plus I promise I’m cool. I also follow back if you’re a hockey blog so yeah.
The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
Lastly, this giveaway is worldwide so happy dance. Shipping and handling will be paid my moi so you won’t have to worry about anything but picking your item.
This contest will end AUGUST 5TH at 10:00 PM EDT! Good luck to everyone!

typaulseguin:

HOCKEY GIVEAWAY!

Hello! So as I’ve been mentioning these past couple of days, I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway. I have plenty on Jersey’s, team sweaters and even a couple of hats, but I either wear them all the time, or they’re just too old to giveaway to anyone. So I decided that instead of entering for a item that you wouldn’t really want, why not enter for the chance to win whichever item you’d like? As long as your shirt/hat/whatever is located on shop.nhl.com, it can be bought for you.


RULES & DETAILS:

  • The winner of this giveaway will get the chance to get a Shirsey (1) of their choice, and a Plush toy (1) of their choice.
  • If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the item to you.
  • You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like.
  • I will be picking the winner August 5th, after 10:00 PM EDT. If the winner doesn’t want to be published, then I will let everyone know that I have messaged the winner.
  • You must be following me to win, because I love meeting new people. Plus I promise I’m cool. I also follow back if you’re a hockey blog so yeah.
  • The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
  • Lastly, this giveaway is worldwide so happy dance. Shipping and handling will be paid my moi so you won’t have to worry about anything but picking your item.

This contest will end AUGUST 5TH at 10:00 PM EDT! Good luck to everyone!

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— 3 days ago with 2374 notes

Yes we are!!! #racing #fastcars #giftfromgod #yourewelcome

Yes we are!!! #racing #fastcars #giftfromgod #yourewelcome

— 5 days ago

#fastcars  #racing  #yourewelcome  #giftfromgod 
rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

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— 5 days ago with 817024 notes

I like that shit… #lifting #muscles #guyswholift #sexy

I like that shit… #lifting #muscles #guyswholift #sexy

— 5 days ago

#sexy  #muscles  #guyswholift  #lifting 

Is it wrong to want a guy to think you’re gorgeous and to just come out and say it?

I’m so sick of being the funny fat chick with a smart mouth.

I know it’s petty and dumb and that I should want people to like me for what’s inside but for Christ’s sake is it so wrong to want to feel pretty or to have someone think you are?

— 5 days ago with 1 note